Eat, Sleep, Fuck, Flee <----four words that's me

FUN is the new disease spreading throughout colleges everywhere along the Eastern coast of the US. If the following symptoms appear, please seek immediate medical attention:

Ultimate Frisbee + Dodgeballs.

Hitting some one in the jaw with a Charm lolly pop.

Throwing hardboiled eggs at smelly skater boys in the morning.

Tickle fights. They hurt. Really.

Stoned Science class with a teacher who MUST be drunk.

The consumption of 13 oreos per night. (My pants still fit, thanks.)

Making your new roommate extremely uncomfertable when you take a photo for a friend (for his class-not a porn site) that involves you and another hot girl in your underwear, lipstick in places not to be mentioned pretending to have her smoke a cigarette off you. Mmm.

Having a 6'3 friend name Gil who laughs like a little girl when he's high.

And Dennis. If there is a Dennis in your vicinity, please make sure you have not been infected.

THAT IS ALL.